Cat horror films don't have much in common with human horror films. There's no antagonist named Michael Myers "err, Michael Meowers" but the scariest thing in the movie does sometimes hide in the closet.
In this comic by Josh Mecouch of Formal Sweatpants, we learn that cat horror flicks really suck. Expect the gory sequel, Vacuums vs Doorbell, to hit litterboxes next summer.
Comic illustration by Josh Mecouch, Formal Sweatpants. Published with permission; all rights reserved.