Gooper and blow dry bar owner Gwyneth Paltrow was voted the most hated celebrity by Star Magazine's annual kind poll. I know a lot of meat-eating, $20-t-shirt-wearing, non-fish-monger-having people aren't fond of the actress, but the most hated? Seriously? That's a bit excessive, if you ask me. There are a ton of celebrities more obnoxious than Gwynnie. No, none of them have uttered the words:
Here are 10 celebrities much more hateable than Gwyneth Paltrow -
1. Chris Brown. Because he beat the shit out of a woman. I'd say that's more irritating than someone who likes wheat grass.
2. Ashton Kutcher. I've never heard a single person utter the sentence: "That Ashton Kutcher seems like an awesome dude."
3. Kim Kardashian. I don't think Kim is the world's most hateable celeb, but isn't the entire Internet dedicated to hating on her? How did Gwyneth beat her out?
4. Kristen Stewart. Because she cheated on RPattz. And because we've never seen her teeth.
5. Courtney Stodden. Because turning a trip to the pumpkin patch into a soft-core porn shoot is pretty hateable.
6. Justin Bieber. Dude's out of control. And that whole hoping Anne Frank would have been a Belieber thing? Awful.
7. Ann Coulter. Calling the President of the United States a "retard" is offensive on so many fronts.
8. Lindsay Lohan. Actually, scratch that. She probably wouldn't show up to collect her award.
9. Donald Trump. Way more hateable than Gwyneth.
10. Every cast member of the Real Housewives. Except Carole Radziwill. She's cool.